All:
I once knew a tuba named Brky-Brk.
In my blind spot, that tuba did lurk,
Very apologetic was he,
After he ran over me,
But on his face lied a big smirk!
There once was a man named Mr. P
He tries not to yell at you or at me.
We simply do jumping jacks,
For its patience that he lacks,
But its better than having Neiderkorn, you see.
I know a Mr P who was evil yesterday
I swear he tried to kill us all - especially Cai.
He made us all parched
cuz for hours we marched
we practicially didn't get water til May!
There are two t-bone chicks we must shun
The both have homecoming dates and that's just not fun
Cuz me 'n' Cai don't
and we probalby won't
unless we get asked by someone...
-Andrea
I know 3 trombone chicks that are mean
When i look at them my face turns green
They speak in code
They plan to make me croak like a toad
But when they try i'll kick at make a scene
~Dre
We are the t-bone chick that are not blonde
It is because of this that the others aren't fond
We could dye our hair
but some people might stare
So i guess we'll just stay brunettes and just bond.
There was a trombone wannabe
He just ain't cool 'nuff to be with my t-bones and me
we call him wisconsin
but i think his real name is Johnson
and making him hate us is our plans key.
There once was a bright red door
if you looked right at it, it'd make your eyes sore
it had a big bow
of which i named joe
and it makes me all happy when my life is a bore
There was a mello named irene
when she was sad she ate a jelly bean
brian is her boy
she's his pride and joy
and one day she'll be Englands queen.
Steve Donnelly the rapist has a new crush
When he is around Steve seems to flush
The poor man is Tim
And yes tis a "him"
But he doesn't know yet so just shush!
I know of a tuba man called Nick
He found it amusing to poke me with a stick
He says that he wins
But he really only sins,
But i'll win when i give him a kick
There once was a sousa named nick
He liked to poke me with a stick
I chased him around
He fell to teh ground
And now he isn't so slick
My friend named moosey smells like a plan
She likes to rave and she likes to rant
She drank some bad juice
And is now a sick moose
But still, it's anyone she can enchant
Mandi:
I once had a Masta' named Mandi,
Who wouldn't buy me any candy.
She played the trombone,
Then ate a snow cone,
And
then everything was dandy!
There once was a trombone chick named Mandi,
Who found colored pre-wrap quite handy.
Her favorite is blue,
But
she likes yellow too.
She uses it as a hair bandy!
Shannon:
I know a funny lady called Shannon.
Who only ate yogurt by Danon.
She laughs and she snorts,
She eats yummy
torts.
And I think we should fling her outta a cannon.
Caitlin:
There once was a blonde named Cai,
She always had something to say.
She's really quite weird,
I don't think
she has a beard.
But maybe she'll grow one some day!
Brian:
There once was a caveman named Brian,
Sometimes he thinks that he's flyin.
He does dirty things with his t-bone,
But
thank god he doesn't moan.
And no, I am not lyin!
There once was a t-bone named Brian
he fell off his bike and went flyin
he broke his
left arm
he couldn't work on the farm
but at lest he's not cryin
There once was a caveman named Brian
when he was bored, his pants went a flyin
they all
jumped and screamed
it was worse than they'd dreamed
and all the girls went home crying
Marc:
I once knew a dude named Marc,
Who broke tree branches to eat bark.
Now his belly has a pain,
But he was always
insane.
I hope he doesn't turn into a shark.
There once was a t-bone named marc
He wouldn't read our poems in the park
he'd read them alone
tho they
caused him to moan,
but at least he didn't turn into a shark!
we had a section leader named mar-c
he liked shannie better than you and me
He made us all cry
because he thought
we should die
he's just jealous of how cool we can be
Mark:
There once was a guy named mar-k,
He helped us for many a day,
He let our section bond,
And of him we are fond,
For
dealing with us he deserves great pay!
there once was a silly goose named Mar-k
he pretended to be shy for less than a day
then he became dirty
and made remarks bout mar-c being flirty
(the forgotten last line *cries*)
Andrea:
There once was a girl named dre,
Who hung up coats for pay
She took half a pill,
That made sleeping a thrill
And
asleep on her bed she would lay!
I am a trombone chick called dre
i wont talk to mandi right now or all day
she says i have a big mouth
the biggest in south
but i really only told my friend Cai!
